My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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