If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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