NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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