hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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