Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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