Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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