Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
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He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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