I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I can tuck mytits in my pants
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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