i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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