she looked like the bat from fern gully.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Randomize
