I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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