please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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