If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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