holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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