So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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