The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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