hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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