If i come over, it means nothing
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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