considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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