12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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