So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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