And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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