you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
You were trust falling into bushes
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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