Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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