i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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