was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Randomize
