I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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