**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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