There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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