Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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