The best revenge is premature balding
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Randomize
