'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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