I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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