well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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