we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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