I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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