no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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