I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
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They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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