Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
