the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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