I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
