At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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