As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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