He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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