Define "chronic" masturbator.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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