I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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