I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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