She's JV to your varsity
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
