when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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