whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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