ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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