All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
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i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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