I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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